#albus dumbledore edit

[misscrimsondawn]

muggle au, non-magical au, modern au

A summer romance in Italy between two students who are forced to complete a joint project and can't stand each other.

- a narcissistic idiot.

- self-confident cat

[fatherforgivethem]

“Did you know, Sir?”

…

“Did I know I just met the most dangerous dark wizard of all time? No.”

…

…

“I can make bad things happen to people who are mean to me. Can make them hurt… if I want.”

[apicelladonna]

Honestly, if Queenie was there to hear Grindelwald's thoughts during that confession- it'd be like a mic feedback or a windows error sfx into an earpiece.

[saintsenara]

For the ship asks:

Walburga Black/Dumbledore,

Phineas Nigellus/Dumbledore,

Orion Black/Slughorn,

Orion Black/ Minerva Mcgonagall.

thank you very much for the ask, pal!

walburga black/albus dumbledore

i'm incredibly compelled by the potential carnage inherent in this. dumbledore is clearly a serial ghoster. walburga is clearly someone who can hold one hell of a grudge. he one hundred percent seemed really keen for all of three dates - and, whatever he says now, he definitely promised her that he'd come with her to alphard's experimental dance recital - before disappearing into thin air, owls unreturned, floo connection changed.

when they ran into each other a few months later, he said he'd been too stressed by trying to figure out the ninth use of dragon's blood to behave with human decency.

this is why her portrait is so riled up. she can handle having sirius back in grimmauld place. but not that dickhead.

phineas nigellus black/albus dumbledore

i also back this - but only in oil-paint form.

phineas, like all the portraits, has the opportunity to observe dumbledore without his mask in the months before his death, and therefore has seen him as the man he actually is, flaws and all.

as a result, we see in canon that he's not exactly deferential to dumbledore - which gives an interesting flavour to the dynamic - but that he is also, despite his inclinations to the contrary, nonetheless loyal to him. i quite like the idea of dumbledore finding himself tangled up with someone who seems even more wily than he himself is - otherwise known as the superior riddledore dynamic.

and i also just like the idea that the portraits have wild romantic lives which none of the castle’s living denizens ever bother paying enough attention to to notice.

orion black/horace slughorn

orion tries to seduce his way into the slug club. it fails [slughorn has a much prettier dark-haired slytherin to fill that role], but he is still forced to listen to slughorn describe a graphic sexual encounter he had with his father.

orion black/minerva mcgonagall

harry tells us in order of the phoenix that mcgonagall came to grimmauld place "looking very odd in a muggle dress and coat".

what he means by this is that she'd turned up at ten in the morning in this exact outfit:

after all, she needed to remind walburga who orion always called the one who got away.

[illisius]

SEVERUS SNAPE in HARRY POTTER 1—7 (insp.)

this death will be art the people will speak of this day from near and afar this event will be history, and i’ll be great too

— The Buttress, brutus

[just-two-blokes]

Was the fight between Dumbledore and Grindelwald really the duel between the most powerful wizards of all time or literally just a breakup fight?

Guess we‘ll never know.

[marauders-quotes-bymyfriends]

things my friends have said as marauders quotes - teacher's edition

Here we go guys!! The first teachers edition!!!

these are all things that teachers at my school have actually said!!

“I'm more worried about Minnie than the police, she's scarier!” - Flitwick

“Please don't report me for this” - Professor Remus J Lupin

*points at Barty* “Negative aura!” - Professor Binns

“I am the Dumbledore” - Dumbledore

“Guys, what does skibidi mean?” - Flitwick

“That sounds like a you problem.” - Dumbledore

“You need to get your heads out of your…behinds” - Slughorn

“You guys aren’t my friends” [Sirius: oh Minnie, my heart] “Go cry to Lupin.” - McGonagall

[mistofstars]

how they look at one another... ಥ_ಥ couldnt resist capturing this moment (●'◡'●)

[missmumblebee]

[brunuhvielle]

Peaceful Evening, 1993

"Professor Dumbledore and I have managed to keep our relationship quiet for many years now. It would be... Unhelpful for it to come to light in such troubled times, Potter."

[x-lulu]

it’s different with every person you fall in love with, cariad. sometimes love softens everything and makes it sweeter, and sometimes it hurts and makes everything all messy. neither one is a lesser kind of love, it’s just different. wometimes you’ll feel like you understand them completely, and sometimes you’ll know that you’ll never understand them, but you want to keep trying anyway.

wading in waist high water by colgatebluemintygel

[misscrimsondawn]

During a break between checking essays on transfiguration from 7th year students

Minerva was of course unhappy that they're distracted by each other

But Albus knew she liked their little mischief

[violet-phoenix-nebula]

I would've died for your sins,

Instead I just died inside.

The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived - Taylor Swift (2024)

[apicelladonna]

Playbill of Prometheus had Blue Fire

Main characters:

Ft. Old tragic gay, lesbian powerhouse, soft bby boi malewife, old tragic gay's gay (for legal purposes , this is a joke)

[caslyra]

This part in the first edition of 'Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone' is so funny to me

Dumbledore: And where did you get this motorbike?

Hagrid: Borrowed it, Professor Dumbledore, sir. Young Sirius Black lent it me.

[...]

Hagrid: Yeah... I'll be taking Sirius's bike back.

Dumbledore (at this point believing Sirius was Lily and James's secret keeper, thus sold them out to Voldemort):

[moondustinfj]

Albus & Gellert

'In the End'

"Honestly my boy, are you sure you knew him at all?"